..and just as i thought i've heard,tried,tasted and been asked about everything already....

law 113 (law on negotiable instruments class)

boy 1 (seatmate) : bai, (to the guy on the other side) naa'y iyottube no?

boy2 : naa lagi bai. ako gi-tanaw.

boy 1: ayaw cge ug paminuang gud. tarung bitaw.

boy 2: lagi, naa pa gani ko'y video didto.

intrams week at ryan's sofa watching random shows

ryan: beb, do you know what's the meaning of devalue?

nym:opposite of giving value, or value itself.

ryan:d oi.

nym: saman diay?

ryan: the letter between v and x

nym: -__-

another day in francisca ville, banawa

ryan: beb, do you know what's the name of the smaller version of table?
nym: TABLET
ryan:atay.
ryan: how about the smaller version of plate?
nym: PLATITO. ryan, don't get me started..

..reading "ang paboritong libro ni judas-bob ong"

excerpt:

..."of course, overrated na kasi yang justice league. superfriends pa rin ako..mas magaling pa rin gumawa ng shows ang japanese.....Pinaka favorite ko talaga si Astroboy, biro mo, saan ka makakakita ng superhero,sa buong mundo, na may shotgun sa pwet? sabihin mo kung saan!"

...to be updated later.