a post i copied from my cousin

you must be living in a cave or somewhere if you haven't heard or watched my sassy girl, but oh well.

Top 10 Things You Must Remeber:

1.) First, don't ask her to be feminine.
2.) Second, don't let her drink more than three glasses. She'll beat someone.
3.) At a cafe, drink coffee instead of coke or juice.
4.) If she hits you, act like it hurts.
5.) If it hurts, act like it doesn't.
6.) On your 100th day together, give her a rose during her class, she'll like it a lot.
7.) Make sure you learn fencing and squashing.
8.) Also, be prepared to go to prison sometimes, if she says she'll kill you, don't take it lightly, you'll feel better.
9.) If her feet hurts, exchange shoes with her
10.) Finally, she likes to write, encourage her..."-My Sassy Girl